anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
when someone changes their url
do you ever look at your favorite celebrity and think
I made a good choice
top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)
Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.
Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already
A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars
There is a Fueled By Ramen word search in the newest issue of Alt Press. This is the first word that caught my eye. I’m guessing FBR ships Gabilliam too? AMAZING.
THIS IS STILL BEING REBLOGGED?! IT KEEPS ON POPPING UP IN MY ACTIVITY AND NOTIFICATIONS. THE NOTES. OH GOD. MY BABIES.