This picture still kills me. He’s so fucking perfect. God.
I just saw this in my activity, so I’m reblogging myself because it’s pretty much the sexiest picture ever.
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
iT’S SO LITTLE, aND CUTE, aND ANGRY, aND NOT INTIMIDATING AT ALL, i WANT TWELVE, *aCHOO!*
I just need to make sure everyone remembers this.
This video gives me life
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
you know what’s cute
a baby fucking ocelot
this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen in my life.
the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once
I’m not even a person anymore I’m just stress and sadness
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat